Well, technically, my kids' lives are for sale. Tonight my wife decided that she was going to sell some of the toys that the kids rarely play with online. Within about 30 mins of the ads going up, two of the items were sold. She then began snapping pictures of everything she thought had value! I eventually had to step in adn explain to her that we cannot actually sell the kids, because one, they have little monetary value to other people and two, if she did I would have to do the dishes every night.
She stepped away and asked me to finish a couple of the ads. I of course can never do anything the simple way (during our engagement when we were registering at Target, I scanned, cereal, milk, and cookies, all of which we received... from my friends of course!) So I decide to kick it up a notch.
This was my first post, I was getting warmed up:
Here were the next two:
And here was my final:
It reminds me of bowling, after three games, I really have to stop because it is all downhill from there. Apparently my writing skills follow the same pattern.